GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.